Have you ever taken one of those online IQ tests?
I happened across one, and on a lark, I took it and scored a 138. Apparently, I’m a Visionary Philosopher like Plato, too.  But do you want to know what’s REALLY funny?  Check this out:
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Well, Route 2’s closure became even a little more interesting today when a truck driver disregarded the directive to detour into Ohio and wrecked on the back road, blocking traffic in both directions for hours.  It was literally a case of “you can’t get there from here.”  And this was only the first full day […]