Did you hear about the Duct Tape Bandit?

Seems there’s some idiot in eastern Kentucky who thought wrapping his head in a duct tape ski mask and holding up a liquor store was a good idea.  It wasn’t.

The store’s owner scared the guy off, where an employee tackled said doofus in the parking lot.  But wait — it gets even better!

Once Mr. Sticky Head was in police custody, he claimed he was the victim of mistaken identity.  What, wearing duct tape on your head is just a fashion statement?  You’d be a lot better off with one of those hamilton watches, and now, I think you’re going to need one to keep track of the time you’ll be passing in the pokey!