Can you imagine how people booked this week on one of those Caribbean cruises must be feeling?

Personally, I never taken a cruise.  I know — odd for a Pisces, but there are three main reasons why.

First, I’m a control freak, so unless the captain will let me drive the boat, I’m going to have pretty much the same reaction as when I’m on a roller coaster.  And is there really a dress code for dinner?

Second, I’m not sure about the whole seasickness thing.  Unbaffled water beds make me heave, as does riding in the back seat of a car.  On the other hand, though, pontoon boats on the lake don’t bother me at all, so the jury’s still out on this one.

The biggest reason is my innate fear of impending doom.  I’m praying hard for the people bobbing around down there under Hurricane Dean.  Yikes!