Archive for October 27th, 2007
I’m worried about Heidi.
Our “bologna dog” has lost enough weight that she’ll soon be a “Slim Jim dog.” She’s zooming right past being a weiner.
She’s also developing skin lesions and carrying an obnoxious body odor. We’ve bathed her repeatedly, but she still stinks.
The poor baby never complains; she just wants to be close. So we […]