Wow!  Have you checked out the price of gold lately?  It’s now selling for more than $1,000 an ounce!

I’ve never been one to wear a lot of jewelry, so I really don’t own that much, but what I do have is the good stuff.  I’m seriously considering scrounging around for some busted up chains to take to the ole pawn shop.  Maybe then I can afford to fill up my gas tank!