I guess it’s just another one of those things that happen once you hit fifty.
I was clearing the junk out of my email spam folder when it hit me: I’m getting an extraordinary number of messages from folks who want me to buy wrinkle cream from them.
It’s to be expected, I suppose, but I can’t help but wonder how these people got hold of my birthday. Are they tied into the AARP mailing list, I wonder? Or am I just getting a little more sensitive about this sort of thing?
I deleted the ads along with all of the other stuff, but now I’m starting to worry. How long will it be before I see spam messages from people who want to put me into assisted living?


Don’t worry about it, I’ve been receiving Spam about my manhood! So… that just goes to show how luch or little those people know!
Yeah, I hear you! The manhood things always show up in Akismet here, too!