I hate it when I’m like this.
Today has been one of those “I’m hungry for something, but I can’t figure out what it is” days. You know the type. I’ve had chips, coffee cake, corned beef, chicken salad, pistachios, noodle soup, and scrambled eggs. I thought the homemade chocolate milkshake would do the job, but I’m still craving something.
At this rate, I’m goning to need some Triclear for an acne attack. Either that, or some serious exercise. I’m allergic to exercise. Maybe I’ll just go eat some grapefruit and pork chops.


I have many (too!) days like this… and I have the belly to prove it!
The weird thing is that I have many more days where I forget to eat at all. Who knows — maybe I’m part camel or something.