I finally figured it out.
Ever since I got my office phone number back in August, I’ve been receiving strange phone calls from people wanting to schedule appointments to get some — dentures.
Uppers, lowers, even partial plates — I’ve fielded calls on ‘em all.  At first, I thought it was just a couple of octogenarians who [...]

So here we are, stuck in the below-zero degrees zone, and I tell you, I’m more than ready for spring.
The dogs are unhappy about going out in this weather, and BJ and I have hunkered down as much as possible as well. I don’t think the furnace has quit running since Tuesday.
Remind me about how [...]

Oh, the things that happen when I’m nowhere near my camera.
I had Bird on my shoulder, showing him his reflection in the mirror in the hallway.  He always chirps and clucks at it, and sometimes he gets pretty animated.  But he pulled off a first last night.
He caught sight of the cigarette pack in my [...]